Havana omelet

A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.

after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!

by TheMocker November 1, 2005

Runny Omelete

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

by runny alex October 6, 2008

omelia

A Irish name that is not to fucked with , a family or a person that is not to be messed with . A bunch of hard cunts .

Randomer : hey are you a omelia

Omelia : yeh

Randomer: yeh I thought so, better not fuck with you .
Omelia : yeh rub along you soft cunt

by Linda McMillan April 21, 2018

Egg White Omelette

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.

Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?

by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011

Havana Omelet

To splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.

After a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, I sure did create a masterpiece of a Havana Omelet in the toilet.

by Timmy Terd August 21, 2014

Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.

Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.

by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015

ohellsya

a reaction used to describe the obvious

Lindsay: Wow a car is the best birthday present

Josh: ohellsya

by Da Sean December 27, 2008