officewaffle

The douchebag in the office that uses all the douchey terms for every computer design concept.

"Click the hamburger in Office 365, go to the view model, and open up the grid by clicking the waffle," said the officewaffle.

by notwaffle January 25, 2019

official_real_kai

A troll account on an app called TikTok surpassing 1k followers in only 3 days.

official_real_kai is hot

by official_real_kai December 29, 2020

Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.

Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.

by JoggletheHuttDon'tPlay June 13, 2015

office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.

I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.

by Frank August 31, 2004

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011

Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008

Facebook Official

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."

by ilovebronsonscornrows December 13, 2005