one-off

(n) a one time occurence. An ad-hoc exception to rule. Corporate jargon meaning that you'll do it once and not repeat.

Let's just treat this as a one-off and make sure it doesn't happen again.

by tg28 November 8, 2006

Crank one off

Masterbate.

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.

by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017

tear one off

a) To rage incredibly hard.
b) To party with uncontrollable passion.

"Why didn't Evan come into work today?" said co-worker #1.

"He tore one off last night and ended up in jail." said co-worker #2.

by evanism January 27, 2005

snap one off

slang term for Masturbation

Every night before i sleep i lie in bed and snap one off. It's the best way to get to sleep.

by Willie85 May 23, 2008

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Swift one off the wrist

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014