Odin

The most amazing creature known to mankind (besides the cocoa bean... I mean seriously dude chocolate!) This creature is majestic, flowing, and absolutely terrifying at times.

Wow dude, he is such an Odin!

by Odinish! October 31, 2017

Oswin

A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

To convert to metric units 1000 Oswins is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force

Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Oswins to make her squeal.

Damn! Britney is fucking tight! It took me 50 Oswins just to get up in that!

by Jenneh Margai March 14, 2017

Odin Sleep

The form of recovery sleep you get when you smoke marijuana and take Melatonin/ZMA/Sleeping Pills.
Comes from the Norse God Odin, who entered Odin Sleep when recovering from mortal wounds.

I worked out 9 days in a row, I need some Odin Sleep!

by Lightning God August 10, 2012

Owine Fucks Swines

When a Example:Owine fucks a swine it means a kid named Example:Owine has anal sex with a pig after hypocritically accuses someone of masturbating a dog

Guy 1: Man Example: Owine fucks swines right?
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.

by therandomguyontheinternet35463 December 5, 2019

Odin

A shit dad who couldn't raise his three children right and also could visibly tell who the favorite child was.

(Also Loki approves of this definition)

Me: Hela, Loki, and Thor could have been THAT trio if Odin wasn't a shit dad.

by Vormir's Death Music October 13, 2019

odins_warrior

Pissed up cunt from Staffordshire, England. He seeks sexual gratification from a willing partner of ambivalent sexuality.

The name "odins_warrior" is derived from the latin "hornicus aryanipidese"

odins_warrior needs sex

by Azathoth April 9, 2005

Odin

A dumbass who will royal fuck up and deserves to disappear into the abyss

Wow odin you really are a dumbass

by Sheith child April 1, 2019