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octopus man

a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore
man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.
by wisdomess June 14, 2011
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octopuses

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.
Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf
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Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
by Scoone July 20, 2018
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Octopus kisses

Are small love peck of lipstick left by ones anus.
Bro! Chris passed out last night and woke up with octopus kisses all over his face.
by DirtyDub! July 2, 2021
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dope octopus

A large testicle with scraggly pubes.
Look at that girl's hair, dude! It's like a dope octopus!
by kenass June 29, 2016
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Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.
I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.
by Frank-n-beans June 5, 2016
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Full Octopus

When your party of eight is finally together.
Now that the two of you have joined the six of us we are at full octopus!
by The Mountain Cat August 20, 2017
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