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National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day
by Barbrown February 13, 2019
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!
Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!
by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024
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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
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Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
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