Bouncing Scrotum of Doom

The bouncing scrotum of doom is a large spiked black ball that, as its name states, bounces around to crush and roll over people. It should be feared.

The bouncing scrotum of doom will save us from our enemies!

by Para June 29, 2004

stairs of doom

The Act Of throwing A woman Down A set of stairs and having sexual acts with her In the position she lands. If they don't land open enough, Try Again!

-"D00D, I gave My bitch the stairs of doom! She's Still In the hospital!"

-"SweetT!"

by JMG December 6, 2006

Line of Doom

The creepy closing logo of Lorimar Productions. Consists of a black background with an orange line that writes out the word "LORIMAR" in a bizarre script font, with an eerie 8-note electric piano scale.

Don't get strangled by the Orange Line of Doom!

by Line of Doom fearer February 18, 2004

Crack of Doom

A crack of unimaginable power that even plumber's spackle cannot tackle.

"There are darker, fouler things in the deep places of the world."

Low cut pants. Enough said.

by K January 27, 2004

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.

Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

The volumptuous ball of doom

Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant

by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019