Nothing 

What you say when either

a) You're too tired to say what's happening.
b) You're too sad to talk about what's happening.
c) A lot of stuff is happening, but you don't know the person well enough to tell them.
d) Nothing is literally happening at all.

a) 2:42 AM: What's up?

2:43 AM: Nothing... I'm going to sleep bye.
b) Jane: What's up Sarah?

Sarah (whose boyfriend broke up with her) : Nothing
c) Brianna: Hi, what's your name?

Marissa: Marissa, what's yours?

Brianna: Brianna.

Blah blah blah, later that day on Facebook or something.

Brianna: What's up?

Marissa: Nothing.
d) Ed: What's up?

Al: Nothing.

Ed: No, seriously. What's up?

Al: Literally, nothing.

Nothing by wizardingmockingjaywithabox June 18, 2013

nothing 

nothing

nothing

nothing by [vakt] January 2, 2017

Nothing 

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

Nothing by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Nothing 

What most people who post on this sits lives are worth.

Stop playing so much CS fag.

Nothing by the kkk rocks May 7, 2003

Nothing 

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

Nothing by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

nothing 

Impossible.
There is allways zero-point radiance.

As there is no nothing, there can be no example of nothing.

nothing by Ravek March 20, 2004

nothing 

Vagina- woman's sexual organ

Nothing is beautiful

nothing by zb December 28, 2005