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Notch

(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.
by TwelveNinetySix August 28, 2011
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Botchy Notches

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along
by lovescrewinground August 16, 2011
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Botchy Notch

A bunch of anonymous women on the May 2011 Birth Club on BBC. In order to feel better about themselves they post thoughtless and inflammatory responses in order to get a rise out of other posters. If anyone calls one of them out of her (or his) bullshit, the gang of botchy notches descend upon the post littering it with useless and insulting comments until the post is turned off for being disruptive.

Bitches with no life that life who flame on the computer.
Why did my post get shut down?

Oh the botchy notches decided it was their job to “tell it like it is” but instead flamed the post so it got shut down.

Who are they?

They are a bunch of women who hang out online all day flaming instead of improving their lives or doing real work.
by Carl J. Otto September 25, 2011
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notcha

the bit between your balls and anus

notcha balls and notcha arse
by Ben Bashford August 5, 2002
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Notches

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010
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botchy notches

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.
by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011
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Botchy Notch

A pretentious group of friends from the May 2011 BB; opinionated, forceful girls who enjoy preaching about how honest they are, with long bouts of domineering, and the occasional gang up; ladies who are pompous and self important; something they tell themselves that many aspire to be, but very few would actually like to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies. Unless they are asked about their 'secret club' to which they respond with condescending remarks and a somewhat bullying attitude.

HYPOCRISY! Duh!
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- ONLY JOKING! HAHAHA! She's always is so narky and opinionated when she has her computer in front of her and her cool online gang behind her! I bet she has social difficulties in the real world too!

*Where there is one there are many!
by nuttinbutdatruth! June 9, 2011
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