penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ

Her penis wiper was all over me.

by ashbie debley March 31, 2008

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wiper condom

When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.

"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"

by DJ Russly August 3, 2009

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A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016

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Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019

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wiper-blade

(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.

Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.

by King Kenobi June 1, 2017

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