Nico

Nico is a very strong man, he likes to go to the gym. He is very good in the bed and he is not done until he has satisfyed the lady, the ladys’s love Nico in bed. He loves to spend time with his friends and he also has a master of drinking beer. Every woman have had a crush on him.
Oh my god he just took a nico on me!
by Everyone loves nico October 15, 2019
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Nico

terrible bastard man. absolute gremlim. Fucking raccoon ass stinky boy.
"Nico is digging through the garbage again, better get the exterminaror.
by oh u kno January 23, 2019
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Nico

A person who is a triggered homosexual. There is also a song called Nico Nico Nii but nobody seems to give a shit about that. Best known for having their schlong in their boyfriend's asshole in an alleyway 24/7. They are circumcised cause the idea of getting HIV turns them into a pussy. They look like a toilet brush doused in poo pourri. Nobody wants to be a Nico.
Example 1 - Person 1: God dammit Nico stop talking about which guy you would smash cause nobody cares.

Example 2 - Person 1: Was Nico from the Backstreet Boys?

Person 2: Nah man I think he was one of those lads from Big Time Rush.
by moyai May 10, 2019
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Nico

Bit of a compulsive cheater, He cheated at school, He cheats on video games, He has cheated on his wife on several time and cheated on the one he cheated with on his wife, He was once caught at pre-primary school cheating off the lad next to him with colouring book colours, In grade 4 he was giving the mathematics certificate at the prize giving only to be taken away 2 minutes later cause they founed out he was cheating. he was also caught once at church putting R10 into the collection plate and taking R50 change, Yes it's true a cheater never changes he's spots
Here this mal naai Nico cheated again
by Xela_Pela April 6, 2020
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Nico

Nico is a child who has a strange obsession with pink nipples and claims they are rare. Nico is also a popular saying in anime and a name.
Ex. "Nico is j-walking down the road but gets run over when the car doesn't see him due to his height🤙"Smh i'm going to hell 😔✊
by Maaaaatroshika October 28, 2020
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Nico

A 14 year old girl that wishes she was an accepted member on RC, but the only place she is accepted at is ReC; the downfall filled with children of the age 12-18 who are obsessed with porn.

Her daily life consists of waking up (why can't she die in her sleep?) and jumping onto her computer for a good fingering session while she watches some of her favorite porn (don't they start out young?) then she will waltz onto MSN and link her online porn watchers (friends) to the sexiest video she has ever seen, while she presses the keys with her vag infected fingers.
She'll then log onto mara when she realizes her bodily needs are happy and will try to be ttly cool and outstanding, when really, everyone outside of ReC is laughing at her stupidity.
"I just finished watching porn. I, Nico, adore it"
by ahahahasuckerr August 22, 2009
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Nico

A bright, spoiled but all too loveable lil sister.. often jealous of her older sisters, she tries to compete to no avail.. She was adopted by the family from some sewer rat people in New York City, and has been with them ever since. A great aunt. Always thinks of others. Is waaaaay too boy crazy.
You like HIM too? Gosh, ur such a NICO!
by Panganay February 5, 2010
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