neard

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016

Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

Newark

A small town in central Ohio where white trash, niggers, and polocks are manufactured and used as worthless pieces of shit to further over populate the world. see ''Newark Nigger''

hey man I heard when you move to Newark you get a free tattoo and a pair of sweatpants

by shrrekk bob January 9, 2010

Newark

The worst city to ever exist. Walking around Newark at night will give you an 80% of dieing from pollution, shooting, rape, etc.. A prime example of Hell on Earth

Jimmy: Do you want to go to Newark New Jersey?
Tom: No I actually value my life

by Bobby Q D July 15, 2011

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

Newark-toll

The fee you pay to homeless people when entering and leaving Newark, New Jersey.

Guy1- "Man I'm tired of paying my newark-toll."
Guy 2-"Why? Has it gotten bad lately?"
Guy1-"Yeah! It's almost $8 a day."

by BallsNWeiners33 November 7, 2015