Nectoslap

The action of slapping someone one with a nectarine.

"Ken was being a douche, so I nectoslapped that bitch."

by John Dominy August 21, 2007

Netbook

An extremely small, highly portable laptop used primarily for surfing the Internet.

I take my netbook to school instead of my laptop because it is smaller.

by whos-it whats-it March 29, 2009

Netcoholic

someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly.

you : man, I see you online 24/7.
me : yeah, I'm netcoholic. take me out to a free dinner?

by 3eggs January 30, 2009

netlog

Previsously called facebox. This is a sight often used by chavs to communicate on, or more commonly attempt to get 'cam fun'. The majority of this sight appear to be sad and desprate attempting to gain 'pik comments' and spending there whole time posting bulletins attempting to get them. Girls will genraly be succesful at this attaining many pervy comments while guys are less successful oparty due to girls bing less pervyy and more importantly its easyer for them to get whored by posting their own bulletin.

haha on netlog some guy was asking for cam fun and i pretended to be a girl just to wind him up

by James___x May 11, 2007

netcop

The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.

Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!

by R. Kemp September 25, 2005

nesto

One of the best people you will ever meet in you lifetime the nicest, funniest, and prettiest. He will be a person to take home to the family ; Noun, ADJ.

"Oh look at nesto he's so nice And i want him to be my baby"

by killerbaby16 January 10, 2016

netosterone

Netosterone, derived from the compound of "Net Testosterone." Anything that you can relate to male adolesence, including sexual arousal and the need to "prove oneself" only put on the internet. You can act like a hardass all you want online, but odds are if you said shit like that to that person in real life you'd get your ass laid out.

Netosterone? Yeah, you know. Netosterone.

by Anthony M. July 7, 2005