Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues

Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Irish Espresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}

Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Espresso .

by e5051 February 25, 2007

Espresso Cookie

A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much

Person: espresso cookie is my favourite character

Other person: stfu and never speak to me again

by RaspberryCookieIsHot January 25, 2022

espresso gusto

An espresso with Grappa in it. Term used in Italy.

I'd like an espresso Gusto.

by octavius March 10, 2004

Depresso Espresso

A certain type of emo who wears all black like most emos.

Have you heard that Kengo is a Depresso Espresso?

by CheesenCrackers:) January 31, 2022

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008

Double Shot Espresso

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.

Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....

by spicygerbil May 19, 2022