neptalyn

is a very sensitive person, once you get to meet this person who has a name that is so rare to find you will think to yourself if you made the right choice to meet this person....or thing... anyways, you're in a ride nonetheless.

Your so NEPTALYN since you cry so easily.

by SheWhoWantsToBeWithZhongli August 13, 2021

Neptune’s Revenge

Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water

The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge

by Wangwapper August 5, 2018

neptar

a word given to a pro

Omg john your as pro as neptar

by billy idol April 18, 2005

Neptzy

Neptzy is the hottest guy on twitter. His ego is not big and he always responds to everyone. Everyone wants to be a neptzy. Neptzy is known to be the best Team manager.

Did you see Neptzy’s new tweet today?
Neptzy is so funny.
I love Neptzy so much. He is so good at managing.

by SomeAwesomeFan42069 November 8, 2020

Neptune Middle School

School with 6th grade girls getting knocked up

Neptune Middle school is a dangerous place

by 12342829DVA May 23, 2018

Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

neptune

A gender-challenged human (supposedly?) whose sexual preferences range from bi to homosexual to just about any other that exists. It resides at Witty, Cyber World and is at constant... hard work in its office/dungeon of its many fortunate victims. Its SFO (Sexual Frustration Occurances) are unlimited to several witnesses of this sexy beast. :D

"Vanilla Popsicles" often pop up in a converstaion concerning Neptune.

by Harika June 11, 2006