Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life

Everyone needs a rowan.

by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Hamza Needs to Poo

The song Hamza Needs to Poo was created by the best artist in the universe named Hudaifa. Hamza Needs to Poo should be the #1 song because of the creator and the epic rapping.

Whoh, did you hear the new song Hamza Needs to Poo created by Hudaifa.

by Hudaifa Hassan February 10, 2019

Special Needs

1)A great band

2)A great song

3)A not so great mental disorder

1) I saw Special Needs perform last night.

2) I bought the song Special Needs for my iPod. Very good.

3) I have special needs. Eh.

by aFriendWithWeedIsBetter May 16, 2009

this b needs a c in her a

a word that may be interpetrated incorrectly... it means: this bitch needs a coconut in her arm! coined by the CUTEST Amy Santiago.

Amy: This B needs a C in her A!

Jake: *GASP*

by nineninethings January 26, 2019

Social Needs

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.

"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"

by beergrunt September 25, 2016