Nutty Gutty

The creature created by the Japanese Empire to limit population control of China during WW2. After the defeat of Japan Nutty Gutty was let loose and now lives in America cutting off people's balls and hiding in their vents to stay away from the CIA.

CIA Agent 1: Did you find Nutty Gutty?
Agent 2: No Nutty Gutty must be in the vents

by Big Oz PMP March 3, 2019

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

nutty irish

an occurrence involving a ginger midget T bagging someone with his balls falling over the bridge of the nose, near each eye, while pooping into the poor fellow's mouth.

Hey Amanda, check out the Facebook album I just uploaded. It chronicles the evening that Ryan nutty irish-ed Wes!

by nutty irish herself June 28, 2008

Nutty Banana

To apply peanut butter to your penis for masturbation or in order to give the reciever of your penis a nutty surprise/treat.

"The girl was surprised when faced with the Nutty Banana rather than the penis she had expected."

Or

"Dude, last night I was home alone, I did a Nutty Banana!"

by Nuttybanana January 11, 2010

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

Nutty Chunker

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 9, 2016