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bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.
I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.
by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010
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Nuked

The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud
Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately?
Person 2: Dude he's looking NUKED
by scoishdarealmaloish October 16, 2019
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Duke Nukem Forever

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010
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nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.
Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."
by 420Chase January 20, 2017
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Content Nuke

Basically, someone making a youtube video about someone that did something wrong, and somehow cancelling them. The thumbnail is always with the Youtuber's face cropped to a picture of an explosion. The videos are around 15-60 minutes.
"Hey guys, today we are gonna content nuke PewDiePie for saying the n word!"
by OmarioGaming@YouTube September 13, 2020
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nukezone

Nukezone is a strategic text-based game where you play with and/or against other players on the web alone or with a clan.

Basically, you need to sacrifice all your spare time (and eventually give up on your girlfriend/boyfriend) and go up in the middle of the night to avoid loosing morale so your clan can stay in the toplist. If you're lucky, then you won't by accident click on the wrong target and manage too loose 50% of your attack force during an attack while trying to keep your eyes open when everyone in your family is sleeping. However, if you do, try keep silent and don't wake them up!

If you don't wake up when the alarm sounds at 4am for some reason (low batteries etc.), you might loose morale, and your aggressive CL will eventually kick you out of the clan for not being active enough.
Then you will spend the rest of the round (about 3 months) being nuked by random ex-clanmates while looking for a n00b clan to protect you, which for some reason always seem to declare mutual war with slayer clans.

It's a great game. It really is.
WAAHHH!! Who's sending all the random nukes at me?? I'm in teh toplist ffs, I will pwn y00 next round!! this is teh shit!
I need to get myself a girlfriend...
by Enfero December 9, 2004
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Tactical Nuke

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.
25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.
by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009
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