i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself

by mgthebest April 14, 2020

Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

ready eddy

the real way to say are you ready.

Are you ready eddy?

by charlesdickeyjrsrjr April 20, 2015

Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

ready rock

Crack rock. Cocaine "ready" to smoke.

I got dat ready rock y'all, 2 for 5 baby.

by The Sheezy August 20, 2003

dinner is ready

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021