Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil March 03, 2018

The future embrace

Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan

"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"

by Johnny Dearest July 27, 2005

future tripping

To worry/freakout about the future instead of enjoying the present.

*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!

by Jess G. May 10, 2007

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

by Sir. Fappington November 17, 2015

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 06, 2021