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narwhal

whoa dude that narwhal reminds of a unicorn!
by fairytailmaster May 16, 2011
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narwhalz

someone who plays a computer song with homosexual intent can also be an attempt to become homosexual using sine waves.
Brian stay out of my house, Your such a Narwhalz.
by swishyfeet December 27, 2008
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Narwhal

The Narwhal is a sea-bound mammel, the most epic sea-bound mammel EVER.
Chuck Norris has three narwhals, their names are: Litlle Chuck, Little Chucker and Litlle Chuckle.
by Rofl-face September 19, 2011
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Club narwhal

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
by Reenaa December 15, 2008
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Strawberry Narwhal

The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.
As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.
by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015
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sexy narwhal

someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.
friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
by sexynarwhal February 7, 2014
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Tip the Narwhal

A sexual act in which the male tapes a paper cup face up on his forehead. The female then squats overhead and squirts into the cup. The male then tip the cup to where it spills all over the female's vagina. The male then licks the Juice of her pussy, and continues to Eat Out.
Mike: Dude, what happened, I thought we were supposed to watch the game last night?
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.
by Douglas Cooker September 27, 2011
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