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A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
by Reenaa November 26, 2008
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