1 definition by sexynarwhal

someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.
friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
by sexynarwhal February 8, 2014
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