My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult

Awesome Industrial Rock dance band from Chicago. Some of their best songs include "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan", "Kooler Than Jesus", "Nervous Xians"/"After the Flesh", and "The Days of Swine and Roses". Very energetic and sexy lives shows.

I saw My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult last night. Wicked show man.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 14, 2012

sacrifice my life for pakistan

Someone who sacrifices their life for Pakistan is a real one. They are unique and intelligent. They are your superior
"WOOOAH DESS A STRONNNG MESSSAGE, NOONE WILL HAVE CARROT

( Example )

1- Dude close ur eyes
2- no dude why
1- so i can sacrifice your life for pakistan
2- hell no i never said i would sacrifice my life for pakistan

by The writer sacrificed her life September 11, 2020

Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

Mylie

Mylie is a smart!young girl who loves her friend sooooooo much. She loves to play sports and hang around with her friends. She is the opposite of shy. She wants to be the first girl in the NBA and hates sexist people. She will not stand for people who act like that.

Look mylie is panting basketball!!! Rollo mylie

by Hand held bobby December 22, 2017

my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011