A catch-all excuse for work as to why you're not checking email, phone calls, or attending meetings while you're traveling or out of work (typically during your vacation). Often implies that you're spending your time having romantic encounters and otherwise spending your time doing extracurriculars, while avoiding work entirely.
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Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
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That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
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Get the I've left my bike outside mug.An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
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