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Maffiarism

A disorder that causes the tightening of the shoulder muscles (trapezius) making them appear to be more broad than normal.
Other symptoms include
~ Outbursts of range
~ Heavy drinking
~ Finishing sentences with “Ba,Bah,Bar and Baa” and less commonly “Please”
~ Urges to join the Mafia, or delusions that said person is in the Mafia.
Phill: "Rite tom?"
Tom: "Yeah Bah, me and the family just came back from a meal at the pick."
Phill: "Have a good time or wa?"
Tom: "Ai not bad bah, spot of trouble with a bloke from out of town, he's in the boot of my car now bah"
Phill: "is that why your shoulders look so tense? pulled something have you"
Tom: "...No"
Phill: "I seen this thing on the Tellie butt, its called Maffiarism.. you should look into it, or go visit your GP"
by Muzzy1 October 16, 2008
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H6 Maffia

it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls
john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.
by troy October 30, 2003
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H6 Maffia

A group of the coolest people that the planet earth has ever seen. They can jive their way out of anything. They are like no others all individuals. No one in their right mind would mess with these guys.
by Uber April 28, 2003
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Mwaffaq

If you have a Mwaffaq in your life, hold on to him! He is the greatest, funniest, smartest, and the most caring person that you could ever meet!

Mwaffaq has a sparkling character that fills anywhere he goes with joy and laughter.

He expresses himself beautifully and he is without doubts a powerful speaker!

Mwaffaq is so reliable, responsible, and a very brave man. Foucault would never be able to write about his ‘power’!!
_I feel like giving up
_Hell no! Pull out the Mwaffaq within you!!!

_Are you coming to the party tonight?
_Is Mwaffaq coming?
by Babboush November 23, 2021
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MAFFITIS

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!
WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS
by Erika Knack August 27, 2010
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Maffin

Somebody who uses a combination of martial arts and dance skills to intimidate people.
"Holy crap, that guy's pulling a maffin, let's get the hell out of here!"
by Jez B September 2, 2013
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Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat
Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard
by Whitey58 March 4, 2014
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