Mustard Tiger

Greatest insult in the world.
originated on trailer park boys

Bubbles: You dirty...Mustard Tiger!

Phil Collins: AW HELL NAW!!!

by Jed BaCON January 2, 2008

Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard

"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

by half baked Jake April 2, 2010

Gutter Mustard

When someone is so drunk they walk out of the bar and puke in the gutter or on the curb. The vomit is normally a yellow hue from all the beer they have consumed; like mustard.

Oh look there goes Jim he is making Gutter Mustard again

by Hearevil October 1, 2010

The Hen's Mustard

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product

"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"

by navarrone906 March 14, 2017

Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

Mustard Gut

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.

"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."

by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016