mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018

Italian Mustache

The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair

I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache

by Tendersurrendrrr July 23, 2019

mustache combover

to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip

That dude has a sweet mustache combover!

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

Taliban mustache

When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!

by Bobonole April 9, 2015