Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.

Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.

by LJCCHI April 12, 2020

Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.

You muser fucker!

by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018

musterpiece

something of incredible beauty or perfection done without flaw

john played a musterpiece of a game on the ice the other night which lead to the home team winning.

by kent davis March 7, 2008

mustered buster

When you put mustered on your dick and cum inside a women

I mustered busted, mustered buster

by Jdawg420 April 27, 2015

fucking musters

phrase used to express one's exasperation. Commonly uttered during intense bouts of Super Smash Bros Melee after a night of intense partying. Also used when an inability to express one's self arises.

*Ron is playing SSBM and get's spiked EVERY time he approaches the edge of the stage*
Ron: Fucking musters...
Jack: What?

by PunkMasterGFunk December 24, 2010

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005