Muirkirk

Muirkirk full of junkies, it's and nice village when your not running into a jakeball asking if u got a tenner in notes, or living next door to a predator.

"wanna go to muirkirk"
"not unless u wanna be touched u"
"let's just stay home"
"though that"

by Tigger.L October 24, 2022

Marikinesis

The ability to know when there is marijuana or thc-related products in the nearby vicinity without being informed about it.

Hey everyone, here comes Eddie. Hide the trees, he has Marikinesis.

by Saint Longwei December 21, 2025

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021