Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024

Mudding

To hookup with someone who has drank or been drinking while sober, especially if you were the designated driver.

I’m mudding her tn for sure.

by Mud the goat March 26, 2024

Muddington

Any number of substances that your tweaker friend will tell you he's on and then refuses to elaborate

1: what the fuck are you tripping on

2: it's Muddington
1 :What's Muddington
2: If you don't know, it's too late

by Philevansmakesbrisketsathome December 2, 2024

Mudding Pit

An event where scat enjoyers gather around to watch people throw their shit at each other.

Hey Joe did you see the mudding pit last night, Martha was going crazy.

by AydanJKnowltonMiller February 15, 2026

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024