muscatt

person who likes to crack very bad jokes at any time of the day.

would you stupid being such a muscatt!

by chiara February 23, 2005

Mudcat

When having anal sex, pulling the penis out and having your partner use their mouth to polish your shaft

Ya, I gave him the mudcat.

by kerb? November 16, 2009

Mudcatting

When a man deficates in a womans vagina and she stands up and poops it out on the mans chest.

We are going mudcatting tonight.

by Ct February 2, 2017

marcatboi

The best mortem player ever totally don't question me on that plz don't 1v1 or I will cri. If you beat me your haxoring. I 5-0 E_le even though we never 1v1'd. Also Golden Hydras is a bitch.

Noob_man42069: Who is marcatboi?

Devgamez: Only the hottest and best trooper we have here at League of Mortem.
He can 5-0 E_le even though he has never fought him.

by Nerdiest boy. May 10, 2021

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅

Da Biggest Bird fr 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Made a famous song, "Da Biggest Bird" with 3,366,692 streams on spotify.

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅
Don't know what you've heard (Don't know what you've heard)
Don't know what you've heard (I don't know what you heard)
I don't know what you heard (Purchase this beat)
Don't know what you heard (Ezzie, I don't know, I don't know)

Chorus
But I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
Verse 1
Bigger than a cassowary, or an ostrich (Me)
They wanna be like me, but they can't be like this (You can't compare, purchase this beat)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
Walked in, they scared of me (I got 'em scared)
They wanna be like Moa, it's no comparison (Can't compare)
They wanna be like Chickadee singin' in the wind (Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet)
Pulled up with Aepyornis, yeah, I'm not him (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

by Zoro The Three Sword Definer February 19, 2023

Murat

the gayest person of the world

Fuck you are Murat?

by Gatsbybanksy November 22, 2021

Murat ulu

A guy with a huge cock, but isn't very good with girls. By the time he hits high school he will be with every single girl and be getting laid every night. Doesn't exactly get in trouble a lot but curses too much, which actually helps him get laid.

"Oh my god look at him... He is such a murat ulu."

"Wow, you are such a murat ulu."

by JaCoB DELoRe November 6, 2013