murked

to kill, destroy or consume in a fast manner.

He was so hungry, he murked the whole pizza.

by Drew DH March 21, 2007

Murked

To be at a disadvantage in any concourse of competition that pertains to self preservation and come out victorious by either killing or eluding. A derivative of the term merc which doesn't necessarily focus on status classification but instead identifies the primitive emotions and personality of survival that one must undertake to win.

3 on 1 and you still lost? You all got fuckin murked.

by roushie October 24, 2008

Murked

The act of being the victim of a murk. Murk is defined as touching all of your fingers to your thumb and forcing somebody to look at you in an act of trickery. This usually results in said victim looking at your hand therefore they have been murked and forever shamed.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at these sick new shoelaces I got (holds hand in previously described murk position in front of his shoe laces).
Guy 2: (Looks at shoelaces and subsequently the hand of his "bro" in the murk position). Damn bro, why you gotta do this to me? I've already been murked like five times today.
Guy 1: Haha pussy.

by McG1234 December 18, 2010

Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

Muredred

Something that is going to happen to loose change.

loose change got shot 9 times. Next time there will be no mistakes

by Rule May 9, 2003

murked

fugly.

friend one: was he cute?
friend two: naah man, he was murked.

by naaaaaaaahb. July 29, 2009

muroed

To be violently broken through an act of motive negligence. To destroy without awareness.

A: What happened to my trumpet?
B: Muroed.

by ZipperUdDipper April 14, 2009