A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.
Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.
by magnificent red February 28, 2011
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Person 1: boii I saw just some guy without a Mustache again. He had the top comment on the video I was watching.
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!
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Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?
Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.
Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.
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Get the wichita mustache mug.The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair
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