Mummet

Word used by retarded people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 6, 2008

mummeat

your best friend's mom's vagina

"Dude, your mom has some nice mummeat."

"...dude."

by iamtron April 20, 2009

Mammered

the intoxicated state of a woman who deliberately goes to a bar with no money, and relies on her breasts (mammaries) to obtain drinks from men.

"dude check out how wasted that girl is. she didnt even bring any money!"
"doesn's matter. she got mammered."

by whistler321 August 1, 2012

mommery

A beautiful girl who is the prettiest of them all. And doesn't put up with anyone's shit. She's perfect in every way and steals every guys heart. She may seem innocent but she really isn't.

Did you see Mommery over there?! She looks amazing. But i wouldn't have any chance with her.

by AidanIsTheBest July 27, 2016

Murmerating

(Of starling birds) The act of forming a murmiration

The birds murmerating before roosting

by Sorane Tame December 12, 2017

mommer bomber

A woman who shoots explosive fetuses

Your girlfriend is such a mommer bomber

by PlayerBo55 April 4, 2019

Mumber

An insult for an overweight person.

Hey, you mumber, give me your lunch money!

by ObamaObamist February 19, 2020