Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.
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Get the mufftard mug.Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
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Get the muffalo mug.1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
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Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
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