mud flaps

dead skin hanging from the bottoms of your lower back, usually called the arsehole. thickness differ from between 2.5mm to 35cm depending on sexual status and origin. these flaps work overtime when a gastronomical virus is detected. bepanthen creme could be used to treat
mud inflicted rash. painkillers should be taken every other hour. if rash does not subside,and you dont know the answer, phone a friend.

hey dude, have you been sitting on the floor?
your mud flaps are flat and fanky....

"what a bummer"... scuse the pun.

by Mountain dwarf April 25, 2007

mud flap

when one hot bitch lays ontop of another hot bitch and shits down the other chicks pussey. Once the shit is inside the pussey the bitch with the shit filled pussey queefs hard and sends that shit out that pussey.

wow did you see that video of that mud flap

ya I got so hard from that

by jAKe47 April 20, 2011

Mud Flaps

a mullet.

its wierd to drive around new hampshire and see all the mullets.

by minghi June 01, 2003

philly mud flap

fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your condom and you take the condom off and slap them in the face with it

when i got done fucking Madonna i gave that bitch the philly mud flap.

by spanky30 November 04, 2007

Mud Flaps

Front part of ballsac below the cack.

I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.

by kdog June 27, 2003

Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

by Thenig187 September 06, 2017