by krispy_fresh April 27, 2009
Get the golden mouthwash mug.The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
by The Malteser. March 14, 2018
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this verbal warning and boundary is provided when someone takes personal offense to what someone else is saying. It is meant to urge the person to reconsider what they are saying.
The term can be followed up with an “or else” but it is usually the final warning before a consequence is given (a slap, getting blocked, etc.)
The term can be followed up with an “or else” but it is usually the final warning before a consequence is given (a slap, getting blocked, etc.)
Ann: People from Chicago are lazy, stupid, and unconcerned.
Vance: Uh, I’m from Chicago.
Ann: So?
Vance: So Watch your mouth
Vance: Uh, I’m from Chicago.
Ann: So?
Vance: So Watch your mouth
by gayandaloof July 20, 2020
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2.Talks before thinking about what they are saying or why they are saying it without consideration for consequences.
3. Big mouth, loud mouth, Macho mouth.
4. Diarrhea of the mouth.
5. Talk the talk but too scared to walk the walk.
2.Talks before thinking about what they are saying or why they are saying it without consideration for consequences.
3. Big mouth, loud mouth, Macho mouth.
4. Diarrhea of the mouth.
5. Talk the talk but too scared to walk the walk.
Someone who says they are great at playing pool until they get on the pool table and then can't make a ball in the hole; and have nothing but excuses afterward.
by WilliamFuentes.com April 20, 2005
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Dude #2: is that why you re walking so wobbly?
Dude #2: Yes sir, she sucked the life outta me, near about. I may need to go home and take a nap.
Dude #2: is that why you re walking so wobbly?
Dude #2: Yes sir, she sucked the life outta me, near about. I may need to go home and take a nap.
by MollyHopsin September 10, 2014
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Get the Horse Mouth mug.When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.
Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O
Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.
Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.
by AverageNonDickRider April 15, 2022
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