mother

It's something that is so big it broke the stairway to heaven and got sent back to earth and so god tried to make it into her own planet but she was too big that the flash died running not even halfway around her. She is so fat she crushed god himself.

person 1: Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone.

person 2: Yes, agreed

Your mother is something that is fatter than anything in the world

by Urban_Dictionary1010 December 12, 2022

Mother

Abbreviation for mother fucker

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Mother

Someone who slaps you all the time, doesn’t support your dreams , and will always guide you in the wrong direction

Sally got accepted into 20 colleges her mother locked her in the basement with rats instead

by Yosama March 1, 2019

Mother

1) The female blood-related (and usually legal) caretaker of a child.
2) A series of obscure JRPGS created by Shigesato Itoi.

I'm going to be a mother soon!

Mother 2 is known as EarthBound in North America.

by TheNinjaNerd September 10, 2015

mother

mother is when a woman is made fluid, thus better reacting with other elements.

when he deigned to welcome her, he unknowingly made her kids the greatest present. a happy mother.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

on mother

another term for on my moms typically used by someone named jack

"on mother you won't touch me"

by symere myasha January 26, 2021

Mothered

Extremely fucked.. and stoned

Person A: Dude, What the fuck happened to your friend?
Person B: He got mothered after smoking that organic J man.

by GymBody July 6, 2011