Morten

A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).

1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."

by Dradeel December 9, 2008

Martez

Means a nigga who beats your azz then fuck your bitch afterwards. Stay down with his niggas and keeps it real.

He's a Martez. He fucked that nigga bitch and aint do shit about it.

by PerfectLuv August 3, 2016

morteflixia

the despair and pointless outlook experienced when your Netflix series is over

...as the credits rolled following the final episode she was struck with a deep sense of morteflixia...

by Nakigrrrl December 2, 2018

Morten

Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.

Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?

Morten 😍

No wonder he’s so perfect!!

by Morten’sgirl December 1, 2018

Doc Martens

A brand of footwear created in England and worn predominantly by those in the punk or skinhead cultures.

It is not spelled Doc Martins.

The official name is Dr. Martens.

I went to the show last night and bootstomped some jackass with my Doc Martens.

by theillien February 1, 2007

Moated

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.

1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!

by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006

Morteludusexual

A person who is morteludusexual feels attracted to videogames which have an absent community and were abandoned by it's developers.

Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".

Mortem (Latin) - Death (English)
Ludus (Latin) - Game (English)

"You still play Brain/Out? "

"What are you? Some sort of morteludusexual?"

by Jebbnohomo May 9, 2020