Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

by drunkendisco October 28, 2009

morning rose

A fancy way of saying a hickey.

"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."

by xXemotrashXx July 31, 2016

morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.

"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.

by CougHunter February 18, 2010

morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

by jjjes January 24, 2011

morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!

She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.

by malathia February 10, 2006

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Morning Puss

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.

"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."

by PierceMe September 29, 2011