Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

by suzna June 24, 2016

Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

Morbin

To become powerful, unstoppable, out of control, commiting acts of great violence.

"It's morbin time... and you don't wanna see me when I'm morbin."

by €£¥*^{€£¥ July 1, 2022

it’s morbin time

The catchphrase from the world famous Marvel legend, Morbius. First spoken in the 2022 box office hit, Morbius. The movie grossed 234 Morbillion dollars, being so successful, it created a new unit of measurement. The legend Jared Leto, who had played the Joker, in the masterful 2016 hit, Suicide Squad. The movie was given a 100 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 10 on IMDB. The catchphrase itself speaks a powerful message about the values of society and discrimination. As well as demonstrating the life of the working class. This powerful line has been presented from world leaders and CEO’s.

Judge: Do you plead guilty for selling illegal substances to those group of minors? As well as sexually abusing them.
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time

by goat of definitions June 6, 2022

Morning Wood

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Monday Morning Optimist

A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.

This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.

Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.

by Noxilerm June 1, 2007

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007