Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

Floppy Moppy

Immideatly after one man receives a blow job and the other man involved in the threesome is goin down on the woman giving the blow job to the 1st man, the second man unknowingly gets his hair slicked back by the first man's saliva soaked genitals from 1st man backing up for insertion. Also known as the "sluggo" or "Captain Dick Beard"

I bet you didn't expect the "floppy moppy ". Now we'll call you sluggo

by Fuhkinzk May 15, 2018

get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021

mr.moppy

SHES LITERALLY SO COOL, PRETTY AND NICE <3 ONE OF THE BEST MUTUALS EVER I LOVE HER /p

im mutuals/friends with mr.moppy 😎

by poopsandfart July 8, 2021

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Mopped

When someone gets punched in the face and gets laid out (K.O).

Yo did you see alex yesterday??.. This Nigga Got Mopped..

by datkiddaj February 20, 2009

Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020