Moosing

The act of using excessive force in basic tasks. It usually involves nails, hammers, smashing, breaking, or otherwise general destruction. Moosing should be avoided in public places.

I asked my roommate to throw away his beer cans. He smashed it on the floor and then chucked it at the garbage can and made a bigger mess then there was originally. Moosing at its finest...

by Anonymous11235813 March 12, 2012

trampoline moshing

when numerous people get on a trampoline and jump around in a wild and crazy manner while thrashing around, headbanging, slamming, pummeling, tackling, and running into each other.
--just like regular moshing, except done on a trampoline, causing it to be crazier, more dangerous, and more extreme, therefore making it 10x better
--usually done while some insanely amazing screamo music is being played
--may result in unpleasantness, fainting, disorientation, loss of conciousness, excessive bleeding, seizures, sh***ing your pants, serious injury, or death (trampoline mosh at your own f***ing risk >:D)

Ricardo: Hey, look!! There's a trampoline!!!!!
Chuck: Let's go trampoline moshing!!!!!
Amelya: F**K YEAH!!!!!
Other girls:AHHH!!!! *run away in girly manner*

by Amelya the Great June 29, 2009

Bum-Moshing

Chloe peens and myselfs variation of hardcore moshing. Usually invovlves jerking your hips, bum and villus around the social area...very amusing sport and highly embarrassing to take part in...

Hey look....its chloe...she is bum-moshing as usual = she has forgotten to tuck her peen-like villus back in haha

by the villus-peen January 5, 2008

Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006

Moshing

Jumping up and down hectically like you don't have a care in the world.

Usually found in action at moshpits.

by Kay July 11, 2003

Moosing

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.

Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.

by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

Moosing

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.

I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing

by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019