monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

Moked

1.owned; loosing; getting smoked(beaten;
2.also refers to lower that someone else

1.a)Two men are play darts, the guy loosing says "I'm getting moked." Rfering to being beaten or owned
b)someone wipes out when surfing, they just got moked by the wave, or owned by the wave
2.In a gang a newbee is lower than someone who was in for two years so he is a moke

by Anjslkdkd December 29, 2005

Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

by namllrn April 27, 2004

mooket

a lame ass nigga or female

that nigga over there scared to fight wit his mooket ass.

by tyookie1690 March 21, 2007

Mocked-Out

To become angy and treat somebody or something with ridicule. To become so frustrated or upset that your loose control and freak out over a situation. Making yourself look like an idiot because you loose control over your words and actions due to frustration.

Charlie Sheen mocked-out on live radio while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

David mocked-out at work when his co-worker rejected his idea.

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mocked-out over President Obama's trip to Disney World in Florida.

by DavidDonkeyPunchPTS February 14, 2012

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015