mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

Monkified

Something that is fucked up beyond repair.

This retards body was burned, it’s all monkified!

by Monkified December 23, 2020

monsified

verb: To go to the gym, preferably one of those gyms with gay dudes, and work out, all the while looking at dudes bulges in their pants.

Guy1: Dude, what you doin today?
Guy2: Dude, I'm gettin, monsified!!
Guy1: Dude, your gay.

by SlasherMcGee September 20, 2005

Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)

An orgasm achieved by the means of a sex toy or multiple sex toys, with or without a human partner.

That vibrator sure did produce one hell of a Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)!

by Nemo & Dory September 17, 2018

genetically-modified

A term I often use describing something that has been heavily tailored to meet a certain specification.

Benjamin Button was genetically-modified to win Movie of the Year.

Political speeches are genetically-modified, heavily-edited bullshit.

Valve brilliantly genetically-modified their marketing strategies and games to generate lots of sales while using the least amount of (game-developing) effort by well-placing updates, patches, SDKs, price drops through Steam and game sequels.

by Miyamiya July 31, 2009

moddified

the act of being fuckin modedddd

damn that nigga is moddified

by EASYASSGELLAY February 23, 2008

modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009