monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

monster

big, massive; huge amounts of

Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.

Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.

by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011

Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior

She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"

by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019

monster

makilyn's forehead

makilyn has a monster forehead.

monster

by fat forehead May 15, 2019

monster

an energy drink that is extremley sugary

1: hey bro hand me my MONSTER
2: no its way to sugary

by robo arm May 19, 2020