Mr.MonkeMan

Mr.MonkeMan is a mysterious Monke whose real identity is unknown. He is the god of all Monke.

Do you know who Mr.MonkeMan is?
No, I don’t think anyone knows…

by NTL10 November 22, 2021

Fleabag Monkeyface

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.

Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!

by FuckYouJadenTapal July 5, 2023

monkeyfaced faggot

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.

harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him

by Teiger Hater July 27, 2008

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Monkeyfacing

A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.

"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

by Hill of the Dans October 20, 2008

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016