monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

monkey butt

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!

by pis2114 May 31, 2006

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

by Jennie August 1, 2004

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 20, 2005

monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

by orangesapples August 10, 2008

monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it

Trey was such a monkey butt in class today

by Mcdermont October 24, 2017