mommy-grabber

an offensive term, used primarily in online personal ads such as those on Craigslist, to define a cub (young male, usually ages 18-25) looking for a cougar (an older mature woman, usually ages 35-50) to hook up with.

Craigslist personals ad:

I am a VGL 19 year old virgin cub; are there any cougars out there who want to deflower me?

Response to ad: i am not sure craigslist is the appropriate place to for a craigs-hook, especially for a mommy-grabber.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2012

Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

I got to take a big fat morty

by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019

mommy magic

The magical, comforting, calming, warm, healing, love that know one else gives you like your mommy. This works no matter how old you are.

I was sick, crying and feeling so down that only mommy magic would help.

by Oboenancy May 20, 2010

Psycho bitch mommy

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.

"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"

by The mommy January 26, 2010

mommy fetish

The gender-equivalent of a Daddy fetish. A fetish in which one (usually a male) is sexually aroused by being taken care of by a motherly figure. This does not mean he is attracted to his biological mother, or any actual family members.

"I heard George has a Mommy fetish... What a creep."

by sorry_sputnik July 27, 2017

mommy parts

Female Breasts and Pubic Region.

I think I'm going to go home, chase the wife around, and play with the mommy parts!

by Big John Welder June 11, 2006

mommy issues

you have issues keep a healthy relationship with your mom

you and your mom cant stop arguing, or she says hurtful things, or invalidates your feelings.
shes probably said things like these to you :

"stop being a ungrateful piece of shit"
"all you do is take up space and suck up all the oxygen"
"maybe if you werent such a fuck up"
"you're the problem"
"your a mistake"
"you're so fucking mean all the damn time"
"you're so annoying"
"leave me the fuck alone"
"i give you almost everything you fucking ask for and its still never enough"
"you're overdramatic"
"stop complaining so damn much"
"good for nothing"
"useless"
"why are you legs so skinny"
"you eat to much"
"your eating to little"
"you look fat"
"your gaining weight"
"why are you losing weight"
"you dont have any mental problems your just a fucking weirdo"
if so, you have mommy issues.

by TheSkinnestBitchAlive December 27, 2022